I was looking at cuprohastes a bit ago, and he mentioned the Ten Commandments. I looked up the REAL ones, and realized that there are actually only nine, which are essentially as follows:

1. I'm God, I'm the Boss and don't you forget it!

2. Don't cuss using MY name, or else...

3. Don't make stupid religious statues.

4. SundaySundaySundayattheMETRODOME!

5. Don't Kill People!

6. Don't Steal!

7. Don't Lie!

8. Don't Poink the girl next door if she's married!

9. Listen to yer Mom and Dad.

...Funny thing is, the Church routinely breaks a lot of these, especally #3, #5, #6, #7 (No, we didn't have ANY priests molesting little boys...), #8 (See #7), and #9 (The Jews came first and kinda were the 'parents' of Christianity, seeing as Jesus was a Jew...

Isn't organized religion funny?

If this pisses you off, tough. Look up the facts. I don't have a problem with being religious, or with belief. I believe in God, myself... I just don't like the hypocracy currently rampant in most ORGANIZED Religion.

What brought this on? Beats me.